WIRED DIARIES

Russia 1 (Moscow)

(These are lightly edited from Herbert's trip back in 98. The Petersburg section has not yet turned up. He was not aware at that point that he had conflated the grave scene from Zhivago with the image repeated at the beginning and near the end, of Z looking out a small window at snow -- the second one signalling that he is about to write the Lara poems. His favourite Russian book that isn't by Dostoevsky is now Turgenev's Scenes from A Hunter's Album. Yes, this amount of text should certainly be broken up by photos, but as finding these and getting round to scanning them in doesn't seem to have happened in the last nine years, why not read in little bursts for now?)

My first engagement withRussia was in childhood and early adolescence through cinema and television: the opening of Doctor Zhivago, where the snow falls so intensely on the mother's grave; or Anthony Hopkins as Pierre, wandering through battlefields and drawing rooms in War and Peace. My first real encounters with Russian literature took place through mediating figures: MacDiarmid translating Blok and alluding to Dostoevsky in A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle; Frank O'Hara's passionate engagement with Pasternak's Safe Passage; and of course Edwin Morgan's magnificent translations of Mayakovsky into Scots. I started to imagine a version of the Russian psyche that had wonderfully convenient affinities with the Scottish mind: it was engaged and confrontational, it displayed largesse and love of the grotesque, it was melancholy and intense to the point of madness or suicide. Using this handy romantic construct I have established a personal canon: in poetry I am interested most by the extroverts: Pushkin, Blok and Mayakovsky; and by the intense voices: Ivanov, Mandelstam, Pasternak. In prose it is the fantastic and the parodic that attracts me: Goncharov, Gogol, Bulgakov. That said, I am happier reading Chekhov than almost anyone, and appalled by my lack of knowledge of the contemporary scene.

 

28th April 1998: London

The taxi took me through Crawl Dimension to a hotel whose Towers we were both unable to place in the Hyde Park region. This was because it had none. Marbled reception with French staff and Egyptian posters reflecting true owners flitting in back ground gave way to the scraped carpets and bumpity-up-and-round two step with fire door/another company's logo on door and telephone scenario. L-shaped barely upper case space with impressive view of me for all the back windows of Queensway. Small cubicle lining up toiletsinkshower just like that - NASA would be proud. This is my perfect caddis case in which I will not rattle.

 

Popping round the corner to check the proximity to Bayswater Station (very neat & nifty) I discover the next road over is Moscow Road . I stroll down this noting pub and restaurant and Dry Cleaners (latter few all Greek), fail to get Football Italia in Newsagent and am accosted by large youth with even larger face and postcard explaining why I must give him money. When I refuse he says ‘You never even read it,’ and when I say this aggression is hardly going to make me want to give, he says, ‘I should have known: you're Scottish and I'm English.’ Plans to spend the evening on this street fizzle.

 

I go for a stroll round Notting Hill and up Queensway, vaguely checking out things, and buy some Vit C and a London paper, then retreat to Kings Bodypart, Moscow Road.

 

It's a Bernards pub, one of those that hark back without fooling anyone, and the beer, which should be excellent, hoppy Theakstons, tastes a little sour. I concentrate on my paper, still slightly stunned by how interesting I find the football. London teams, for Christ's sake, but tragic Tottenham and triumphant Arsenal give me that combination I look for in Italian teams: the winners who seem bland in their flawlessness and can therefore be envied and despised, the losers with the individual talent that isn't properly acknowledged. Ginola being rejected by the French coach is exactly it, though it's playing personality and team identity that involve me: as soon as they say anything off the pitch or about themselves I immediately lose interest.

 

Vague list of things to be written during this trip: Sunderland stained, glass and Christmas lights project; Italian team poem for Times supplement. As if that's likely.

 

There's a couple of kids doing a loud routine in this corner of the bar. It's inoffensive stuff about defining coolness, citing activities and programmes which can contain this. It's like cud-chewing, they have to digest the pre-packaged social signs of drink and late nights, social netting and tribe language, and, unlike me, they get to do it with each other. I have a twinge for the Regent Street house and wonder how much changes: are we really inhabiting the same decades over and over?

 

I'm turning into grumpy bastard. I wanted to go to a place called Byzantium for dinner, which I thought would be a nice link, but it's only really a cafe. Then I consider a nifty-looking Chinese but go into a chain Italian and get exactly what I deserve. The house wine's corked, the roasted veg is smothered in cheap sweet balsamic, and the black linguine arrabiata has too little chilli and stewed tomato sauce. I'm all refined but can't be arsed going anywhere decent, that's my problem. I do the crossword and go back to the L for TV therapy.

 

During Stressed Eric, which is about him not getting any, a group of possibly twelve start falling into the room next door as if the hotel was pitching steeply to starboard. As Eric attempts intercourse with an old college fantasy entity, there is the unmistakable sound of boffing from the other side of the toilet cupboard: sort of a woman being hit in the stomach with a huge soft tennis racquet or carpet beater, and every now and then emitting a little ‘doh’ noise. It's all very Pilsbury doughboy and I catch myself wondering whether to mute the TV to listen, but I quite like the theme music (how to tell a good cartoon: check the theme music). By the time it's done they're done too, and I'm asleep pretty soon after that.

 

Wake up with stomach cramps but push them away. Am travelling down south with my father and have somehow avoided or missed a flight. There's some business with a wooden hole which I'm trying to explain (various fragile concepts and objects have been carried through recent dreams), then I'm talking to my mother about getting on a train to Rome and she says ‘What, in this weather?’ And it's raining and I am a little reluctant. Dad does this sort of intimidating journey all the time, business style, and Moscow is the third Rome after Constantinople. I resist looking at my watch till (I discover) five to six.

 

The trip to the airport has a tramp bloke opposite me in tatters of a raincoat with long blond hair and a pile of papers and mags he looks through. I'm thinking of Iggy's ‘Every stinkin bum should wear a crown’ whilst checking out his reading matter (one of those household gadgetry catalogues: non-slip inflatable dust mite-cum-ioniser), and thinking affirmative things about London (one of the articles in the paper last night was about how the city has grown and thrived chaotically, not in a planned manner: this appeals to me and reminds me of Eddie's somewhat unexpected antipathy to Patrick Geddes the other weekend. When we asked why he just said ‘Garden cities,’ with such contempt that Robert cried out, ‘You're such a Stalinist!’ in mock protest.)

 

I have this fond belief you can get anything in airport duty frees, and had a hankering for a see-through pocket gameboy, but couldn't quite bring myself to buy it. You can get B & W disposable cameras with flash, however. Didn't get booze either: I'm waiting to see what the lifestyle's like. Bought a pack of cards though I'd've preferred to have paid ten times as much for an electronic Patience game. You just can't consume in this society. Still deliberating over my perfect watch: ‘They say you can never judge a book by its cover, but you can always judge a man by his watch,’ Douglas McCloud, electronic engineer, Dundee (quoted in BA mag: have to check whether Dad knows him). Interesting announcement: do ‘they’ say both halves of this? The cover as your face at a particular time. Got the black luminous Swatch with the date: establish what this declares.

 

30th April: Moscow

Got off the plane having had my complimentary Daily Telegraph nabbed by a most convincing borrower. Marched round an endless apparently empty duty free place which claimed to be open 24 hours. Then everyone went down some steps, formed into several queues, and stayed that way for some time. This was passport control, and while I shuffled forward, I tried deciphering cyrillic with no particular success. Lots of British businessmen in the queues were phoning around in a nonchalant manner, and I noticed that the low roof, which appeared to be made out of foot-wide rolls of carpet, was actually dusty brass rounds: this was so archeologically the seventies that I was as reassured as their phoning seemed to be making them. Then there was a problem with my passport.

 

‘Moment,’ the uniformed unsmiley girl said, and did the rest of my queue and sorted out a somewhat dodgy-sounding bloke before saying ‘Moment’ again. Everyone else was gone and another unsmiley one had taken my passport through an unmarked door. I was feeling very serene at this point: I didn't see any way I could be mistaken for a spy, though this was apparently what they were checking. Then I was through and searching among the abandoned suitcases for mine, then I was looking for a woman with my name on a card, saw a man with a British Council placard, and realised Alyosha was a man's name all at the same time.

 

He was tall and thin with light lifeless hair and a scar running parallel to his nose runnel, wearing white shirt and pale trousers. His car was also white and in a grimy carpark in considerable sunshine. There seemed to be no division between pavement, road and carpark, just a random lumping of the tarmac. The men in charge of the barrier were jovially shaking each other's hands every few minutes and ignored the car till it was bumping the barrier. We went rattling past some people whose cars the police had apparently stopped as soon as they'd left the carpark, and headed onto a motorway with possibly three lanes. He drove in and between all these lanes very fast whilst smoking and trying to remember the English words for things and translating the Cyrillic on signs and very politely pointing out things of interest as we scorched through first the satellite town, then the outskirts, and finally headed down Leningradskiy Prospekt.

 

There was a bit of a jam at the Garden Ring where they were building an eight-lane bridge, but nothing compared to the opposite direction, which was jammed solid with people ‘going to their dachas’. At one point a Mercedes-like vehicle came thundering down the central reserve with its driver in shades and smoking casually. The bare earth churned up in his wake. Ladas clapped out all along the way, smitten by the heat. Alyosha (soon to become Alex) pointed out the pseudo-classical Stalin blocks and the equally pseudo-utilitarian Khrushchev ones. Pre-revolutionary meant low ochre-yellow or powder blue buildings with white plaster. True Russian was very low with patterned brick facings. We passed a chocolate factory called ‘Bolshevik’ and two women were walking in front of it eating very big haloes of bread that didn't look particularly sweet. These were ‘boboliy’. This place was a favourite smell of his, it would waft over the centre when the wind was right: ‘I like to see this smell.’

 

By now I was flashing past statues of Mayakovsky (dashing) and Pushkin (inward) and catching glimpses of MacDonalds, the Kremlin and Lubyanka and being told I was staying in a large Stalinist block called the rocket in stone (apparently one of thirteen), and then I was sort of there staring up at this honey-coloured magnification of the Scott monument with extra boxiness, and we were in its back area and I got out into a large hole shaped like a fifty pence piece.

 

As I got out of this, two women approached, one young with a dark fuzz of hair and bright scarf, the other older and more definitely Russian-looking, with short fringed goldy-brown hair, oval face and eyes and a thin nose with that bendy bit icons have. Sasha and Lena, only Sasha was English. She had that dark eye and brow combination Robert Woof has, that looks sort of distant and not very English at all. We then had a series of lock struggles with code combinations and dummy locks and wildly divergent key types, before I could just get in, say see you soon, and have a shower.

 

The apartment is big: big-hailed, high-ceilinged, big-roomed with views into the centre from its two bedrooms (I'm in the smaller and quieter, with a cupboard at my feet and a TV at my ear). The outside door is actually two, the outer wooden and the inner seems to be metal with fawn-coloured padded quilted leather on it, there is a double glass door into the sitting room which has a strange pale brown, goldy and red blotchy-flower patterned sheeny covering and a balcony. The only available socket in the kitchen was later to explain in a note that it ‘is not in order now’, which would mean boiling water in the living room, there is a supernumerary light-switch in every location which is not connected to anything, and plenty of hot water. So I got clean, went down, and Sasha, Lena and I went out.

We walked over a bridge on the Yousa River, which is worth a cheer in itself, then along a low grimy street which I was told was both beautiful and typical of old Moscow. We strolled up Podkolokolniy Pereulok (under the bell street) and up a hill to see the first of many churches and monasteries with little towers on them not as plastered up as the rest of the building, with little trees and bushes growing out of them, like hair out of an old man's ears I saw someone hadn't bothered to take down their Christmas lights.

 

Meanwhile I was learning please (‘spassiba’) and thankyou (‘pajalsta’) and discussing Russian pies. Reading Cyrillic was now starting to resemble trying to read in a dream: you look and look and the letters seem to swarm and change, but underneath it there is some thread of sense, the knowledge that you could know this. We came to the Kitai wall, which Alyosha/Alex had swung me past, and popped into the Russian Bistro, Moscow 's answer to MacDonalds. Its symbol is a rather grumpy hussar, and my first action was to lean against a light switch inadvertently plunging the upper floor into darkness, whereupon a sturdy gentleman in a nice suit with an impassive face came and spoke to me. I realized I couldn't understand anything nor say anything back, and for a second S & L were too focussed on pies to notice. Then we attempted to smooth everything out, though I noticed Lena didn't want to sit upstairs. It turned out there was nowhere else, so, armed with cabbage pies and kvass, up we went.

 

Kvass turned out to be a cross between sweet tea and beer, the pies were savoury-spongy, pasties actually, and S & L asked me things about why I wrote Scots and poems to Yeltsin, which I'm beginning to realise everyone will ask and I'm starting to come up with better answers for. This establishment was like a cramped Wimpy, though the fridge had not-so miniature bottles of vodka in it with paper seals on them, which might be a useful development. A lot of the people using it turned out to be deaf people from a nearby institute -- I'd just assumed Russian people used very elaborate hand gestures when ordering food. I looked down from the first floor on this funny tufted lance which I later discovered was the wooden cut-out version of the grumpy hussar logo, only his hat's tuft being three-dimensional.

 

We then wandered past the huge Russia Hotel, which Alyosha had previously railed against because it blocked our view of the newly-reconstructed Cathedral of the Resurrected Christ (he having a new Russian religious streak). It is indeed a mighty bland box. We turned up some official-looking streets with few people, no shops, big yellow buildings with white window frames, another church with hair in its ears. I was told about the street with no name, we turned into a more main-y seeming street very freshly and pastelly painted, and I learned some more about the post-Perestroika mania for rebuilding buildings demolished by the Soviets. This particularly appeals to me...

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2nd May

 

...in relation to my fantasy of reconstructing demolished parts of Dundee (that old film stand-in for Moscow): if something has once existed in Moscow, it exists forever, and I suspect that goes for Soviet stuff as well as pre-. Down the side lanes here were really shambolic broken-down buildings, pipes down the sides of houses dented and broken off, the lanes themselves filled with sand and tyre-tracks and oily muck. There was a wooden, plain, country-looking house built between these august distressed buildings and behind boarding where the builders lived. They were leaning out of the windows as though looking at fields, as though the house travelled when they were asleep. Then we were by the side of GUM and onto Red Square.

 

This happened so suddenly I was rather taken back by the ease of it: that it was possible to stroll onto this forbidding territory on a fine warm evening, for people to say, 'That's the Spasski Tower with the Galloway Clock on it, ' and me to reply with that old trope of there actually being a St Andrews flag of jet trails behind it -- this seemed strange beyond measure.

 

S & L were telling me stories about the execution place and St Basil's that I'd read in the Rough Guide and it all seemed distant and normal, a condition that still seems inappropriate, but which people will probably accept as actually normal in the not too distant future. I found myself thinking about how many people had died in this equable-seeming place as we strolled along looking at lines painted on the ground for the First, and big blue screens on the front of GUM to project some images or other. Lena was saying as we passed the Lenin Mausoleum how she had been taken there as a child, and had been so overwhelmed she just started laughing hysterically: laughing at the corpse of Lenin. Then we were looking at another reconstructed church at the top of the square (can it really exist just as a ‘square’ in lower case like that?) with red neon over its door saying ‘Christ is Risen’. They say this to each other after Easter, replying, ‘Indeed He is risen,’ as a common greeting. Two girls wearing folk and eighteenth-century costumes came out of the Museum of Russia 's restaurant and starting touting for business. We turned into an archway and looked at another broken-down space, a courtyard lined with seventeenth-century buildings with thin brick pilasters half-way up it beneath a row of large green ceramic panels, half of which were missing.

 

We went through the gates into a large Western seeming square with a great street full of neon heading away from it. I found out later this was Tretskaya Prospekt, the same avenue I'd driven down with Alex, catching a glimpse of the little green and red chapel which sits between the two gates. But for now the directions everything was pointing in were still unclear. This square bustled with people and information, as S & L explained the huge hotel's asymmetric frontage (as the RG had done: Stalin had appeared to say ‘And not or’ when asked to pick between two designs, and no-one dared find out if this was due to inattention); and Lenin and Yeltsin walked by with cameras so they could be photographed with tourists; I was told about the mayor's hideous refurbishment of a once bare space as an underground shop & cafe complex, of the radioactive nature of the metal Marshal Zhukov and his horse were made of, of the underground river they had just reopened only to stand truly awful statues in by the mayor's mate (from fairy tales which seemed to be about giant ducks and bears attempting to vote).

 

I was now beginning to get footsore and information-weary, but we wandered on as it started getting dusky past a huge library with a statue of Dostoevsky outside it apparently sitting on something very painful, down past the shop which sells military uniforms (I somehow expected them to be modelled in the windows like giant Action Men), and round some dusty, derelict and rather lonely corners (Lena shivered as she went past the open stinking window of one such), till we got to Rosie O' Grady's Irish Theme Bar, where some young dudes were setting up to play the blues (one guy was sitting at a table staring at them wearing dark glasses and looking 13: I have a strong sense he was their manager), where the signs were mostly in English, and where they poured Guinness as badly as in England whilst charging 10,400 roubles for three beers. Then when we sat down the band was deafening and the prints on the wall were of Glamorgan. Still, by now we were able to chat and to start to get on.

 

(I forgot to say that when we were in an underpass checking on what was being played at the Conservatory we met a friend of theirs, a smiling small-chinned and -hair big-necked brown speckled man who dropped into English in a manner that made me despair of my (and our) monolingualism. But that's because of the overload, the overload, and this structure is what the overload feels like, three days behind and still remembering.

 

Home with Lena, thinking how fearless these women seem or how safe they must feel, making me safe by reflection. We went through two metros, including Lubyanka, each one seeming vaster, cooler and more blankly stylish than the last, and stood looking up a hill for trolleybuses before deciding to walk the five minutes home down a road I now recognised, across the reckless but emptying lanes of traffic and home.

 

Light into the hall didn't work and next morning it turned out the points in the kitchen didn't work either and the milk was off, so tea and toast had to be got via the TV socket in the sitting room where I sat down, sipped yellow label out of an English teacup with gold traceries on it like a set my grandmother has, and gazed out of the window trying to gauge how much the leaves on the trees in the courtyard had grown since the afternoon before, and sort out a seminar. Then it was already ten and Alex was buzzing me to go to the Kremlin.

 

We walked along by the river discussing many of the same features as the previous evening -- the Russia hotel, the age of the little churches that seem set around it like guardposts, Basil's, the Spassiky Tower , the place of execution which they're rather disturbingly renovating, and then a woman interrupted us and asked if we'd like to see Lenin.

 

This turned out to mean a portly man in a tan jerkin with flat grey hair whisked us through GUM (since the rest of Red Square was now fenced off) whilst reciting facts involving the word ‘million’ and I stared at this rather stylish arcade now almost mall-like in its choice of shops and wondered where the big box-like department store I'd always dreamt of had gone: grim women, long empty counters, strange grey goods -- all a fantasy. Maybe at TSUM.

 

Then we were shown the gates, the icon chapel, the hotel, Zhukov, a gorilla with a camera, and the man gave me a single odd look when I made a note and Alex explained I was a poet, and then we were in the Alexander Gardens and I was looking at the heaps of dark earth brought in for planting, and the small birds which were almost sparrows and finches who were hopping in the old brown dirt and in the water from the gardeners' hoses. We went and handed our camera and mobile phone in at a booth that seemed ridiculously far away, under a bridge that led into the Kremlin over what had once been a river.

 

Then we rushed back to catch the changing of the guard at the eternal flame. Again, this was just tucked in the top corner of the Gardens, almost missable, and indeed we almost missed the change, only arriving in time to watch the new guard being inspected and their predecessors marching away with extraordinary balletic grace, pausing just perceptibly at the tip of each goosestep, their rifles balanced so that they didn't touch their shoulders, the peaks of their hats so big that they seemed even younger than they were. That pause I now recognise as the very characteristic moment in which a Russian appears to leave time.

 

Then we were in a queue with kids -- I looked at the sackcloth still stretched over the earth heaped against the Kremlin walls -- we were whizz-beeped by a weapons-finding device, and released to walk towards the squat dark mastaba.

 

I was talking about the MacDiarmid poem as we went down the stairs in a gloom that contained a hushing guard, then we turned into the chamber. It seemed so beautifully typical of its era, a set from a twenties Biblical film that had actually been built in stone, except that it had this dead husk of a man in it. He was utterly gone: there was no presence, just an atmosphere of austerity, a religion going through the motions of belief. I could have stayed there for hours: it was like the space at the bottom of your dreams, in which you assume there will be monsters, but where in fact there are only these impassive men quite rightly advising you to remain silent in the face of such an enormous loss of face, such a total failure of the miracle.

 

Alex couldn't quite keep quiet, and when we got out he said how it (the body) was going to be taken away and burned and how strongly he approved of that: he'd felt a kind of preventing force in the room. When I asked him when this would happen, he said ‘In half an hour,’ instead of half a year, a mistake he'd made before (the words must seem closer), and we all laughed at his, including the guide who'd waited for us above ground. But it did have that feeling of urgency: I understood I'd never see that husk that had had so much hope and dread invested in it again.

 

The guide then took us round the back of the mausoleum, where plaques in the wall mark the interred ashes of the Soviet heroes (politicians, military, scientists, cosmonauts, token foreigners and Gorky), and where the busts of leaders stand in a neat row, each emerging from their oblong of black marble as though they'd been wedged into a box. There isn't really room for any more (maybe one), which makes you wonder how long they really imagined all this lasting. Stalin's bust, Alex said, is only here because Khrushchev had him removed from Lenin's side. Imagine being embalmed and getting ready to lie there for your concept of a soulless eternity, only to be shoved underground to rot like anyone else.

 

We paid the guide and went back through GUM to pick up our stuff, passing a very thin girl with poodle blonde hair and a red woollen skirt, short and ribbed and with a hole cut for her cleavage to peep out of. Alex made a noise to himself and, thinking of another MacD poem, I asked, ‘Krassivy?’

 

He said, ‘She's certainly red and desirable, but not, I think, beautiful.’

 

When we had picked up our stuff I watched a white butterfly flop lazily over the wall into the barracks they're building for the guards and thought again about the suddenness of the season change. Now it was time to visit the Kremlin.

 

As we trundled over the bridge and in, past the enormous Hall of Deputies where Chris Rea would soon be having a growl, past the biggest cannon never fired and the biggest bell never rung, across the square of Cathedrals where a limo announced the presence of the Patriarch himself, possibly to bless another bell, and down toward the Armoury, I thought about the way Russia had united Church and State: that Vatican and Parliament were possible in the same contained area, the fortress-cathedral of authority. Then a man in uniform with a small white stick insisted we walk on the pavement, giving us a special miniature dose of authority to top us up.

 

The Armoury itself was a two-floor tape-mishear and shuffle job, '... the humorous Kremlin cathedrals and palaces...': fine when you're looking at intricately-jewelled pre-Mongol book bindings, or the gold silhouettes they place around the ikons (oklad), or the measuring ikons which commemorate the birth-length of a prince (even one later murdered by his father), or the eggs and jewelled dandelion of Faberge - less so when you're foot-tapping before silverware from Western European powers, though I liked the galleon goblets. The armour collections suddenly struck me as silly: a man entirely dressed in bending metal so that sharp things bounce off. The other floor was costumes, crowns and carriages: the ivory throne of Ivan, the lovely savage furry crown of Monomakh (claimed as but hardly Byzantine), the heavy sledge that a princess bumped in for three days and twenty seven horses between Petersburg and Moscow . I bought photos of the Kremlin's red stars on the way out. They're supposed to be made of massive rubies: Alex finds them quite offensive in his pro-Orthodox, new Russian way. I can see we Western slobs are still wedded to Soviet chic, but don't get how the double-headed eagles would be a better thing.

 

We had lunch (fish soup, rye bread and coke) beneath the arches by the Alexander Gardens watching boys climb into and out of the shallow strip of river to fish out the coins people had thrown in, then we had to flag down a car to get back to the flat and pick up stuff for the afternoon's seminar. As we headed up toward the Lubyanka, Chris Rea happily growled ‘Road to Hell’ from the car radio.

Alex and I stood outside the building with the British Council Offices somewhere within it in quite a blazing heat until it was time for the seminar to start, constantly expecting S & L to appear, then went up in the rickety and found them completing a dither, checked out a picture of a library by that man who does reverse perspective on protruding boards, who I'd watched on TV paint a homage to De Chirico, and whose name no-one could remember, though one woman pointed out it was a hell of thing to see if you had a hangover, which somehow did not seem an uncommon event in that office. Then we were off, down by the canal and over the river with only a glance at the Smirnoff house and the usual list of places where Akhmatova did something (in this case worship). The writers seem to haunt the streets of Moscow to a greater extent and in a greater concentration than anywhere else: you feel if you scraped the paint off the walls there would be poetry, if you lifted the cobbles from the streets you would find books, if you filtered out the sound of traffic you would hear their voices, still discussing and reciting.

 

The offices of Foreign Literature seemed large and cool, a long corridor of semi-official status. I suppose some of it probably have belonged to other organisations: there are no absolute borders in Russian society. We went in to an office with six chairs around a little table with trays of Russian sweets and biscuits on it before a massive desk under a Picasso-like pencil drawing. Out the window some young men were examining a hopeless-looking blue car.

 

In came gradually a bald black-bearded smiling man, a little lean and seedy, a short smiling woman with short blonde hair and a fixed look, and, after a proper pause, a grey-bearded bald bespectacled man of polished appearance. This was my seminar for which I had prepared an advised ten minutes.

 

The suave man told me the history and circulation of the magazine (the latter declining as its authority and accuracy of translation increases), mentioned that the total, real and overall editor, whose study this was, was on holiday. This gentleman had left a two foot long white plastic piano somehow related to mozartkugeln as a symbol of his presence -- and his predecessor had been KGB. At which point I recognised that I had been unconsciously stereotyping the woman as that Bond antagonist with the knife in her boot-tip.

The suave man clearly felt sceptical about the existence and practicality of poetry in Scots language, but didn't seem to want to leave the subject topic, especially when I started talking about the characteristics and key figures of British poetry. I got as close as I could to my ten minutes, prose was mentioned and suddenly I found my every word on the topic of contemporary fiction…

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5th May

 

…was being copied down by the woman. They even suggested that I send them some of my prose. I had no idea whether this was in addition to or instead of my poetry. After a bit of this everything seemed to be over, hands were shook, I was suggesting to the poetry editor that I give him photocopies of the contemporary Scots poets I'd been mentioning, the woman was retaining my poetry books, the suave editor was explaining that the drawing was indeed a Picasso of Gargarin, but that I mustn't mention this (oops), then he was gone and much sitting around commenced, in which I learned that this house had once belonged to an aunt of a friend of Pushkin's, a playwright who had been literally torn apart by the Persians. Pushkin had seen the coffin full of pieces being brought back to his distraught widow, about whom there was a subsequent tale of Greyfriars Roberta-type loyalty which, like all Muscovite literary anecdotes, was alluded to rather than recounted.

 

When we finally hit the street, there was then some confusion about how I would pick up more books for the next day's events, which ended up with Lena fetching back the copies we had so generously donated. Hope they do give them some more. Then Sasha and I began to stroll genially toward the Tretyakov Gallery in that intense coppery late afternoon light, pausing to look at things like the Street of Old Translators, check the Russian for Golden Horde Street, wander down one of those lanes busy with booths, long caravan-like shops, folk in huddles drinking beer, folk doing something with a doubledecker London bus and a large beam of wood.

 

We crossed a street, turned right, and were suddenly staring at a Russian arts-and-craftsy facade, restored and rather porno in its clean brick and swish tiles with fancy lettering, like a pristine edition of Geddes's Evergreen or a Rennie Mack reconstruction. Inside I had to hand over my Swiss army knife for one plastic numbered tab, my coat for another, and my bag for a third. Then we ascended stairs lit by these ghastly and surely inappropriate sugary white and mauve light fittings, which looked like they'd been made by conglobing large flakes of skin (another mayoral innovation), and entered the first rooms of what appeared to be an Ashmolean-sized building. There was an immediate Czar, sixteenth centuryish wearing rather nice red stilettos. There then turned out to be rather a lot of rooms of eighteenth and nineteenth-century portraits, many of which hovered between Raeburn and Gainsborough to my eye, some of which were very charming indeed, including Rokotov's portrait of Struisky, in which the mouth was out of focus no matter where you stood, implying either that it wasn't finished, it had decayed, or that he wouldn't stop talking.

 

Levitsky's women were all charming and amused, or even charmed and amusing, as though he entertained them so much he couldn't finally take them seriously. Even the best portraitists seemed to fail when they were required to do full figure large canvases: gestures emptied, backgrounds flattened and filled with dull symbols. Small or rather iconic figures with relatively low focus on background seemed to work best. Venetsianov seemed to do two kinds of successful paintings: disturbingly Dadd-like large-headed peasant women suckling children or looking like they might suckle calves, and distant peasant women in a small harvesting landscape, their heads turned away and almost Hopperesque. There was a portrait of a middle-aged Tolstoy by Kramskoy which was superrealist in its fierce grasp of his features: you retreated before it instinctually as though it was eating up the space.

 

Somewhere in the midst of this I realised that there were far more rooms than I had understood or could bear, including Pushkin's tartan moment, heaps of sketches for the vast Holman Huntish Baptist Spots Christ while Biblical Blokes Hang Around. After many nineteenth-century epic folk tale renditions I was being meekly led around. Then, as the gallery was closing, we got into the ikon rooms (which was why I'd wanted to go there in the first place).

 

Everything calmed down and at the same moment intensified. These faces were continuing to gaze out at a space not without context, but without time: how could they fail to? There were paintings here that no-one was supposed to have painted, there were paintings here that were painted in Byzantium. Figures partaking in the death of the virgin were tragic and serene at the same time because the artists could convey that there was no other time these events took place in: this was how you existed in eternity. Saints' faces were full of abstracted whorls that represented wrinkles and thoughts: they almost constituted landscapes. The big Rublev figures bunched themselves in a graceful manner I remember from my Iliad book, isolating the small heads and fingers and the immensity of their expressions and gestures.

 

The relation between mother and child in the Vladimir icon was so precisely that encounter with the unknown inside the tender, she was so vulnerable to the way he transcended the human within her human response to him: this seemed an utterly Russian perception. Exactly like that pause in the march or that space between pavement and road or office and office or self and self that you have to perceive for yourself. Then its texture, its state of survival, was so interesting: fragments of text, the battered old frame, the way gold folds of fabric fell like architecture. It was at once weathered and untouched, as was a massively damaged Rublev in the next rooms, just a portion of the face of Christ left on a large board. I felt these images would still exist if their materials flaked away entirely, if they were buried, if they blackened, if they were burned -- they would still be there or rather their absences would still mean this mother, this child, this man's face.

 

After leaving the gallery, I finally got a chance to ring James, only to have to leave a message on his answer machine. Sasha and I went for a restaurant-directed wander which got longer and longer as one was full and another was the Russian Bistro again and we sort of wanted to look around anyway and get some evening air in this quiet, low-buildinged bit sort of around where she lived anyway. We took a detour to look at a waffle factory and were peering through the half-open windows of this big establishment when a man popped his head round and engaged Sasha in a long friendly chat. This turned out to be information-loaded: the waffle factory was a block over; this was where they made childrens' encyclopaedias, a hundred a day at $10 each, whilst he earns $100 a month - what did we think of that?

 

We eventually arrived at the garden ring and bought milk and water in one of the caravan kiosks, me getting stared at by a bloke sort of on the door in a dark slick outfit as if this was one of his establishments and he didn't like the class of foreigner it was attracting. Then we went past a Roman temple that was actually a cinema, and sighted the American Diner that sits on the middle stretch of (recent) greenery. Here all was even slicker than his gaudy lapels and we were addressed in English.

 

We discussed metre, ate blackened tuna and chicken salad, I drank piva and learnt my first phrase (‘Please, I really want some beer,’), James called back and, eventually, there he was, looking stocky about the chest, wispy about the head, as wrinkly round the eyes as I see myself becoming (funny how a year's age difference shrinks as you get older), and somehow married. He proclaimed himself impressed by my pronunciation (‘Pajalsta, ochin xachoo piva’), and, on being taken to an outer table where three women had just seated themselves, I found myself unable to guess which was his wife. She turned out to be the youngest, most attractive and Russian one. We four then went back to Sasha's flat to catch up, and for me to practice my vodka -- by the time James'd driven there I had forgotten my phrase. By the time I'd gotten little more fluent in vodka I'd found Mark Hird was now living in York and forgotten to pick up Elena Shvartz's book from Sasha, and was sloshing cheerfully about in his car whilst they worked out the way back to my flat.

James wants to leave Moscow, but not necessarily to return to Broughty Ferry. We were both agreed it was the best place to live, we just seemed to be unable to actually do so. He talked about how tempting the power/money/reputation aspect of journalism is versus the nose down aspect of just writing: it's what I recognise as the need to have an unimportant-seeming finger in every pie. But being tempted is good, just like Faust: it means your soul is worth something.

 

The next morning I knew I'd been drinking but it was something dispelled by breakfast, a beautiful day, and a focus on the day's mysteries, which was a relief. Just before going to sleep the previous night I'd read in my Rough Guide that these blocks had been built by slave labour, and, when a slave died, the done thing was to throw him in the cement walls, with the result that the plugs sometimes oozed what the book delicately described as ‘moisture’. Strangely enough this hadn't bugged me: the place had such a reasonable atmosphere, but I had been thinking the previous night that it seemed a place devoid of ghosts, as though decades of official atheism was a guarantee against haunting.

 

Alex scooped me up promptly, handed me a plastic bag of bublikiy (those big round bits of bread, covered in poppy seeds), which soaked up the rest of the alcohol and drove me to what seemed the extreme outskirts where he confessed himself unable to tell where the Pedagogical University was. His solution to this was to pull over to the verge on sighting a pedestrian, any pedestrian, or jump out at traffic lights and ask the driver behind. Eventually we turned off down the right disintegrating lane, manoeuvred past the usual scuffed and battered works truck, and pulled up outside a large grey event, a huge dissolving sugar cube of concrete, at which point I was told my audience would entirely consist of young women. Three of which, nicely-suited, well-made up, and very young indeed, were waiting to meet me.

 

Everything inside looked as if it had been occupied just before it had been finished: they almost seemed to be camping out in the shell of a building, and to have been doing this for some time. Concrete dust was everywhere, floor-tiles were missing and slipping, walls seemed not to have received their appropriate number of coats. But for all this it was absolutely bustling, and stalls for food and for books were set out in the main areas. When they took me upstairs to a small classroom it turned out to be packed out with very attractive very formally-dressed very young women indeed. They all stared fixedly at me and murmured, most likely not with delight, as the organisers explained I could do anything I liked as long as it went on for an hour and I could somehow handle the fact they would be too shy to ask questions.

6th May

 

I improvised what I thought was a very cogent analysis of 20th century Scottish poetry, its various strands, its approaches to language, facts, the cosmos, free verse, the perspective of women, skipped Gaelic poetry like a bastard, and read them heaps of stuff, including...

 

7th May

 

…a version of ‘The First Men on Mercury’ which went down an ion storm. Every five minutes another twelve neatly dressed young women would appear clutching chairs, and every two(ish) someone unrelated would pop their head round the door, just to see what was what. About fifty eight minutes in, just as I was reaching the middle of my last poem, a grumpy Gromyko-type stomped in and started demanding what appeared to be the immediate evacuation of the building for ideological reasons. The organisers bundled him out of the room whilst indicating that I should continue regardless, which, having got a handle on the Russian way by now, I did.

Then there were very painfully extracted questions about why I had written a poem to Yeltsin, how I coped in a poetic tradition without music, much applause, and a heartfelt query about socialist principles in a world gone rotten, which elicited the response ‘You are a great man,’ at just the moment that I felt like an enormously uninformed twit. I found myself autographing programmes (the programme by the way features a photo of its designer swathed in bandages with a bullet wound to the heart: they asked me why? I thought of M.E. Smith's cogent observation, ‘I'm a mummy!’) and being bustled out by Alex, who I think thought I needed rescuing. The lifts didn't work, but the trio of organising women remained very enthusiastic about getting someone else to visit as well and we shook hands and parted. The sunlight by now was bright and blinding, my bublikiy had started perebaking themselves, and we rushed back to Moscow past the State Circus building, which looked like a big Tartar hat, or possibly even the Monomakh crown.

 

On the way we stopped off at the Sparrow Hills in front of the Stalinist university building, and looked down over Moscow. There were two ski jumps which looked like they would propel you into the big oval Spartak Arena, which had not yet acquired its all-weather roof. Peeping from the trees that curved around the river were the green roofs of Politburu dachas, with their own metro line to the Kremlin, now open to ordinary Muscovites (the line, not, probably, the dachas). And this was where ordinary Muscovites came after getting married: there was a church where Pushkin and his bride had exchanged rings, and various women in silvery white dresses were dashing about whilst their men set off fireworks in the day time: smoky orange fizzles that looked more martial than usual.

 

We looked at the stands and I saw the Vladimir Ikon painted on a wooden egg and understood, though this version was a little pretty-pretty, this was the thing I wanted from Moscow for myself. Alex and I reckoned I'd be able to get an even better one in the city, so, with a few postcards for the great horde of those requiring postcards sent to them, I left it there and we drove back into town. We discussed how rare it was to know exactly what you wanted as we drove past the statue of a character from a Soviet fairy story (wonderfully twisted idea, that: what was the story like?), and, later, past the statue of Gargarin, shooting like a stainless steel Dan Darevitch Schwarzenegger out of the top of a column wearing Iron Man Paolozzi mittens, once more round the cathedral, and home.

Alex took me to lunch in the cafeteria of a newspaper which was tucked around the back of the block the British Council flat was in. This was where they (the BC staff) usually sometimes go for lunch. As we swung round I saw that there was also a cinema within the same huge building, and at the top of the little hill that got you there was an extremely bulbous low white monastery that was actually Greek Orthodox, a sort of monastic embassy. The café was a small brown square room with light pine panelling and powder red upper walls, an enormous off-central pillar and a small bar-like serving area with a clock above it which was just the hands and roundels with roman numerals on them attached to the panelling. The light fitting consisted of little rectangular pieces of glass with white stars on them forming an open oblong. It was all cool and light, with a green plastic plant pot (‘woven’ effect) in one of the two windows and a tiny woven basket with three fake roses in it perched on the top of the central pillar's panelling. We were served by two women who looked like they'd strolled out of their kitchens with some stuff in tupperware and a borrowed microwave, one tall and dark, one shorter and stout, both amused by the effort of translating the dishes into approximate English for me.

 

People sat arguing equably and slapping their children whilst we ate pale cheese soup and I had ‘small cow’ rissoles with mushrooms in creamy sauce and shredded fried potatoes, (Alex had slab o pork with boiled buckwheat) and drank an intense Georgian spring water like alka seltzer from a technicolour can.

 

13th May

 

After a bit S & L came in with Olga and a packet of inch-long chocolate orange sweets in wrappers that looked better than money, and discussed a store in which they were piled one on top of the other in great columns, and ikon eggs and writing time, and it was decided that I'd get an hour or two for that latter task, then Alex would take me to the Arbat to search for the former. So I went back to the flat and attempted to catch up with my heapings-up of experiences, but got phoned at ten minute intervals by various relatives and friends who'd tracked me down and thought it fun to call Moscow, so I'd barely done Day One by the time Alex rang the buzzer and I was off again, having scarcely had time to notice the leaves were now pouring from the trees out of the balcony window.

 

We went round by the cathedral just in case there was any luck attached to this process we might have missed previously, and parked just off this long paved-over street filled with dark scarf- and military hat-laden booths, and lined by pizzerias, street cafes and places with grey wooden doors intensely carved, which turned out to be almost anything: tourist shops or travel agents. This was the Arbat. Every stand had matrushkiy of the Beatles and American football or perhaps basketball teams, usually the various Soviet leaders, and sometimes famous Russian composers; there would be black painted lacquer boxes, metal military hip flasks with little Leninist bursts of red enamel, painted wooden dolls with various traditional costumes on, cubes of clear plastic with 3D images picked out within them by laser, and lots and lots of eggs. Very few of these were of the Vladimir Ikon, and most of those cost far more than I had thought I could afford. One of the more expensive was a tiny little one painted in a ‘village’ style (which seemed to mean balloon heads). Anything in a shop as opposed to on a stand cost a hundred dollars, and meanwhile we passed Georgian kebab places, hunting shops with their strange flat coloured plastic montages (sort of Mister Magoo-style cartoon images), ran cartoonists' gauntlets, contemplated ice cream stands, saw the statue of an extraordinary elongated golden girl sitting on a fountain outside the theatre, photoed a wall of permitted graffiti, and ended up back at the corner where we'd started eating lollies and watching a jazz band.

 

Meanwhile I'd bought Izzie the little red doll I'd seen on the way down, only now ten or ten thousand roubles had been knocked off the price for weariness's sake. It turned out she was wearing the Moscow costume, so this was another sign of perspicacious good fortune. My lolly was too sloppy, Alex's too frozen, so I kept dropping slivers of the surrounding chocolate on my shoes and he didn't. This reminded me of the advert for shoes: act your age, not your shoe size, which I am for some reason idiotically fond of. The middle-aged band played cheerful beboppish stuff without a bass drum, all leaning in a line against a wall, the drummer doing good things with a snare and a hi-hat (possibly). The accordionist had a cigarette sticking out of a jaundiced holder, the trumpeter strolled over to chat with a younger guy who arrived with a guitar in a case. No one applauded though they were rather good, and a pair of slim little middle-aged women brushed past us as we decided to go. Alex leapt after them and I saw he was knocking the burning end of his cigarette off the orangey-red outfit of one of them. She affected not to notice, while the other gave him a dirty look for his trouble.

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14th May

 

We then had to scoot back to the reading, which was in the Mayakovsky Museum, just behind the Lubyanka, through an arch into a courtyard where two children, a boy and a girl of about six, were playing grubbily around a flat-tyred car. We went round a corner and bumped into some bomb blast street carnage of steel and glass (the entrance). Inside James, Gareth (a friend of his who worked for Reuters: thin, receding black curly hair, very enthusiastic eyes) and numerous punters milled around an innocuous white space that led through to a skew-whiff red modernist corkscrew with tacky theme-poet bits, plenty of glass with things dotted on it, large black and white photos of various relevant heads cut out around their outlines and poking up in bug-eyed groups, a lamp-post emerging at several angles and unbalanced or unevenly legged pieces of furniture. Montage had been extended into the third dimension in order to vortex and whorl about the staircase that marked the remains of the apartment building. Tough elderly women were at hand to prevent my every step into what was for them a shutting museum. When Alex pointed out I was one of the poets come to read, one of these women, who had formidable blonde hair a la Pat out of Eastenders delivered a short impassioned speech that surely contained the word ‘should’ many times, though I couldn't work out whether I should be like Mayakovsky or I shouldn't have the temerity to call myself a poet in the same apartment block.

 

There were no chairs for any of the increasing audience, and Sasha was suggesting I led the audience on a merry jaunt up several of these levels (as well as read to them in a foreign language), whilst I tried to establish what was on each level and be introduced to Mikhail Aizenberg, a stately greybearded trim gentleman with pronounced red patches under his eyes and a leathery garment, who handed me a book of his essays but seemed disinclined to speak (his English was minimal, my Russian had risen to three words: ‘presteetya’ or ‘excuse me’).

 

Whilst I had stood on the stairs earlier peering up (all the doors to actual former apartments were locked) and through to the lateral added dimensions of the museum, Alex had pointed out that upstairs was the room where Mayakovsky had actually shot himself, and I felt the first of many frissons of death-aversion. So I said to Aizenberg through Sasha that I would go up three of these stages, but no further: that was more properly his territory if he got my drift which he may not have done. However he handed me a flask full of Jack Daniels, the audience crowded round and I made an extended dumbshow of putting my papers on a slanting desk and watching in apparent confusion as they slipped off. This amused no one and I began to wonder if humorous poems would be permissible and indeed whether I had written any.

 

I had to get Lena to translate my introductions and this rapidly became an extended jazz riff thing as I used the space to get my bearings. Two poems a floor, I reckoned, and would they follow me? Just about, as I raced up to the section full of manuscripts in cases and enormous white busts of M in various states of shaven-headedness. Folk sometimes applauded, sometimes looked nonplussed, a few appeared out of breath, a few intensely-eyeballed types seemed more interested in making contact with Aizenberg who maintained an air of JD-fuelled equanimity throughout my runnings and my rantings. Third floor I was parked between two unrolling scroll-type wooden structures, as though on a very small stage. I was reading well by this point and could play with the intros, though Lena threw me by asking for a Scots poem which I then had to translate after reading (I had already read the first Ode: to Gorbachev, in spontaneous English translation). This last turned out to be a good ending point, and, with a polite outbreak of applause, everyone turned to follow Aizenberg to the next level.

 

I'd given out the big energy swell and had to have water, while one Russian whispered ‘Bravo!’ and a small precise woman asked to see a copy of my ‘Moses’ poem (the one that was actually about Joseph). Sasha offered to translate the intros while Aizenberg stood very straight under a montage balcony of Lenin and some Russians, took out a series of small very rectangular pages apparently torn from a book, and began reading quietly. There were no other introductions, and he didn't move up from level to level: he just flipped to another page and read that and again and so on, getting slightly louder, stopping at one point and asking for a drink and, when someone asked if he meant water, said ‘I'm not speaking metaphorically’ (Sasha's translation). The rhythms were intense and, occasionally, people smiled, but that was all I could get, except the experience was analogous to looking at cyrillic script: you feel this ought to be comprehensible at some level and so you start to lean into all the available signs tone, gesture, expression but everything falls back to that increasing intensity of rhythm, in which you see the shapes of sense appear to appear. At one point a guide brought a party noisily down the steps from the fatal floor, at another I looked round and saw a woman clutching lots of red carnations: they give them to poets at the end of readings, the travel guide part of my mind told me, though I'm not sure where it picked up this piece of information. At the end of the reading the formal woman gave myself and Aizenberg the red carnations, though he somehow acquired a pot of purple peonies, so the photo I asked James to take of us both has a remarkable array of Baconish hues, plus me doing my village-style balloon head Stan Laurel grin.

 

After all this it seemed reasonable to run and see whether my bag, abandoned on the first level, was still there, and then, as though we'd all been wound up by our gradual ascension and were now playing out, we all gradually ended up in a traditional post-reading mill while Sasha named restaurants and Aizenberg suggested another, better, nearby one. A woman who knew Pete Mortimer came up to me and asked me to contact him on her behalf because his answer-machine didn't work and they had worked together on Poets of Perestroika, and perhaps I could take, translate or edit a subsequent volume, and if she could just write him a note in my pad which turned into a letter just as everyone was leaving and so we had to stand around encouraging this woman to be terse.

 

So then we set out along the streets behind the Lubyanka past a luxury chocolate showroom to the area where Lena was brought up but she couldn't think what restaurant he meant and we discussed the Scots issue again and I took some more photos of hunting shops before Aizenberg led us into a large dilapidated art nouveau-ish courtyard and to a steel door in one corner leading down through plastic sheeting. This somewhat unprepossessing entrance concealed the bizarre and lavish Petrovich Restaurant.

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27th May

 

We went down a flight of stairs towards a burly besuited gentleman who could have been about to violently eject us or explain the restaurant was a mafia figment but didn't, and we passed along a corridor of drawings by the cartoonist Petrovich, whose idea all this was. These were Calmanesque bare images of people shooting at footballers and preparing to dive into saucers of milk uttering short fatalistic comments to identical other people who were always Petrovich. There were also painted wooden busts, carefully crudely hacked, of famous politicians, TV personalities and historical and literary figures, and these ran on shelves all the way round the elegant bare brick interior: all identified as the offspring of Petrovich. Some collage boxes of cosmonauts and sixties icons completed the decor, and we started surrounding a couple of tables by the entrance.

 

An iced-over green glass pitcher of gratis vodka arrived, with a plate of hard-fried little cubes of dark bread, Muscovite beer was ordered, and the extraordinary menu was perused. This consisted of very traditional Russian dishes, caviar, blinis, sturgeon, but all renamed ironically - red caviar being ‘To Victory!’ This extended to the toilet doors, where cartoon characters argued whether Petrovich had any balls or not. I had ‘To Victory!’ and a baked sturgeon whose message has not survived. I chatted through James with Mikhail or Misha as everyone else called him, and found he had been to London and Bath, but that was it for Britain. At some point an orange, urinous liquid turned up in another iced-over pitcher: this was bread-flavoured vodka, and with it everyone's focus and grip started to simultaneously slip. I found out that Gareth, was a former pupil/protégé of Kenneth White's and we discussed that significant expat for a while, me thinking how it is that cultured gentlemen like these would never dream of running a news item on an event like this: the folks back home don't need to know about how culture travels: it's purges, corruption and brutalism still for tea. It wasn't even that I held this against them, just that it made me weary in a general sense, as journalism often does.

 

At some point Ken (Smith, not White) came in wielding a stick and a tape recorder and was ensconced at a further corner of the table: we were indulging in toasts by this point (pronounced ‘toe-ast’ in the Geordie manner) and he may have felt the need to catch up, anyway, time was doing that drift-and-pounce thing it likes to practice after hours, and I was aware at some point that he had spilled soup into his tape recorder. I strolled over to discuss the intense sense of home re Dundee that James and I were articulating (if that is quite the right verb) with Lena, who reciprocated warmly re Moscow (this was all deriving for me at least from the degree of Scottishness Kenneth White might still be thought to possess), and Ken pronounced this somewhat parochial and terrible: I thought this a trifle harsh and pointed out that I was aware it was a folly but saw no point in concealing this truth from anyone present. At this point I was replaced by Misha who was kissed by Ken and told he was indeed a soulmate, which Misha seemed to find an interesting but not unpleasant concept. Sasha had had to leave with stomach cramps, having explained the word ‘Ugis!’ meaning ‘Terrible!’ and pointing out I would find it very useful. People were beginning to be aware that something had to be done about us all, so another round of beers was sent for whilst we debated this deep and troubling issue and some others that were strictly irrelevant but seemed to politely elbow their way into the conversation, along with another pitcher of vodka.

 

It was eventually decided that James, his wife and I, would take Ken back to the flat, but that I would go on to their flat for the night, since there were so many further topics that had to be covered before dawn, and we would all meet up the following morning for the trip to Peredelkino. James flagged down a guy who very obligingly waited with them at our flat while Ken and I performed an impromptu Bolshoi military manoeuvre involving stick and pass-number, lift and six keys, he explaining to me that his foot was collapsing in on itself and me experiencing something of the same sensation with my brain. Eventually he was at the table in the living room with a bottle of duty free and a cigarette lighter, and I was at the door with a bag full of pyjamas or socks, having mildly electrocuted myself putting on the TV so he could see programmes he couldn't understand. I sealed him in and returned to my party and the obliging driver bloke.

 

As we drove over to the other end of town I made a small bet with James that we would find Ken slumped against the inner door the following morning, having beaten on its panels to no avail, like Gogol waking up in his own coffin. Then we arrived, paid the man (still unconcerned at having a good three quarters of an hour knocked out of his night by drunken Brits who, I think, didn't pay him very much), and bundled upstairs in the lift to an extremely nice, spacious apartment with a print of Dundee on the wall, numerous recognisable books on the shelves, and strange semi-pornographic programmes and wonderfully pusillanimous music videos on the TV, which we occasionally remarked on whilst sipping tea and realising we had effectively caught up. After quite some time comparing test card signals we woke up much refreshed and went to bed properly. At 7.30 exactly I woke up going ‘Ugis! Ugis!’ (‘The horror! The horror!’) and seeing exactly what Sasha had meant.

 

Some ghastly drowsing, a read of Aizenberg's essays, and a yoghurt later, James and I sat over tea contemplating how old we must have become just overnight. It was quite a beautiful day, and I gaped out at the clear cool light on the green roof of the block opposite, the colour the same as the leaves on the trees. The courtyard was giving off crisp echoes of the people beginning their day, and the glass I was looking at it through had noticeable vertical strips in it where presumably it had been rolled out. This sent a ripple across the pale custardy buildings as you moved about.

 

This was the first of May in Moscow. It had an atmosphere of enormous unfussedness, just all the city's details being laid out, its cars starting and its people turning their heads, milk sitting in their fridges, a great static parade celebrating the cool normality of waking up and still being alive.

 

I had a shower to see if that would help me get on board with this normality thing, and it sort of did, so we headed off to my vesodka or ‘high thing’, Stalinist rocket block to you, promptly finding I didn't have my valuable photocopies of poems by other Scottish poets and would have to go back for it, couldn't see it in the flat, and sat in the car trying to remember if I'd put it down in the BC flat or in Petrovich's or what? And then thinking about what it was you were supposed to do in Russia if you returned for something after leaving a place: change your clothing? Sit for ten minutes? Say a particular prayer? Sneeze?

 

En route we passed a sort of tower of letters which James explained was a construction combining the Russian and Georgian alphabets. I liked this, even though it turned out to be by the same man as did the giant bronze duck and voting bear in uncovered-river travesty. Maybe I just think words are that totemic. James whipped around the garden ring in an assuredly Muscovite manner, which I, who have never dared to drive abroad, admired enormously. Back outside the BC flat we shook hands, insisted we must remain in better contact, and generally acted guiltily until Sasha showed up and explained there had been no sighting of Ken. Bye byes over I trooped upstairs with her, unlocked the door, and found that he was indeed slumped in a chair by the entrance, in his long johns, without a clue how to get out and two hours behind Moscow time according to his watch. At least he'd somehow made up an hour during the night.

 

Tea was made, I ate corn flakes, found my photocopies, shifted shirts, Ken jumped into action, chatting about Pasternak's boots, still apparently where he'd removed them, and we were sooner or later strolling towards a convoy of BC vehicles all waiting to go to Pasternak's dacha. One of these was a tall Range Roverish thing belonging to the head of the British Council, who it turned out lived near Brechin. He was pretty tall and rangy if not roverish himself, his wife a little more stand-back smiling sharply. They elected to take Ken in their vehicle, though the climb up was perhaps as inconvenient as our bumpy backseat might have been. Alex, Sasha and I led the way in his car, and Lena, the lunch and Olga followed in another, driven by possibly another Alex, whose last name meant ‘virtuous’: his car was certainly cleaner.

 

As we approached the bridge leading to Red Square Alex and Sasha were teaching me the worst swear words they could think of when we looked up and saw people were streaming over it bearing huge red flags: so there was going to be a parade after all, and we would miss it. The swear words took on greater relevance: yomayo (‘Fuck that!’) the fact that the word for ‘who’ stood in for the word for ‘dick’ (I think: puts a new complexion on Doctor Who), as did the word blini for ‘whore’ (an even worse term in Russian than in English). Then (after passing the cathedral of course), we headed down the road where the poet in The Master and Margherita had run, after going mad, to jump in the river. I suggested we should have a caucus race of all the Bloodaxe poets to see who could jump in first. I also lamented that James had suggested a Bulgakov tour there would now be no time to fit in.

 

As we headed out of Moscow the roads started thickening with cars, but first we turned off at the Sparrow Hills (the rest of the convoy bewilderedly following us) and went in search of the woman who'd had the first egg. Amazingly she was there, and just setting up, and when we asked, produced first the one I'd not really liked but had now resigned myself to, and another, more delicately painted one, which I snapped up. Along with two matrushka to bring the price up to the equivalent of a tenner. Though we'd been quick everyone else had got out of their cars and were wandering about looking at all the wares, the view, the couples, and it took some time to get going again.

 

By now the roads were clogged with cars stacked high with furniture on their roofs and foodstuffs on their seats. People squodged together peered out at us as we attempted to keep together, though with Alex's special between-lane steering, this wasn't easy. There would come the occasional clear stretch, like the moment on Mechurynski Prospekt when I could see cigarettes glittering as they rolled here and there on the new tarmac, but basically it was slow and increasing claustrophobia. My hangover and its various bodily consequences started weighing in on me as we passed dirty roadside cafes and drove alongside lines of silver birches, still leafless, stretching above grey walls and between grey lamp-posts. Then we hit the massive ringroad and things seemed a little lighter.

We drove past a little pond between trees and pylons just as a duck landed in it. We drove past a sign for ‘Three Chicken Settlement’ which turned out to be prophetic. We passed off the road into scrappy forest and the glimpse of wooden buildings, turned down another and another, and found ourselves in a lane beside the Pasternak dacha looking between birches and over a brown field at the small domes of the church where he is buried.

 

Everyone stretched things and sipped cranberry juice. Sasha broke up a heavy biscuity cake with jam in it and a word picked out on top. Some BBC or otherwise media people were there doing that media thing whereby they talk to the important person (here the director) whilst their body language excludes the people in his group. We decided to walk to the church. The road was very dusty and lined with bottles and wrappers. I was talking to the director, having gotten into a discussion about Scotland, we then talked about the improvisatory energy of the Russians, the way they just reinvent themselves every fifty years or so, and how this was happening more and more frequently, how no-one had expected them to recover from the collapse of the Soviet system as quickly as they had. This fitted in, in my mind, to that division I had contemplated between jazz and folk: how folk is about memory and preserving, whilst jazz is about flinging memory off and reinventing. Largely inaccurate as a model, of course, but symbolic of certain directions in my mind: I always think of myself in the jazz category, the ‘Will ye no fuck off?’ grouping, and it was something I had identified and felt intrigued by in the Russians I had met and the whole organisation of this tour.

 

I picked up an orange plastic thing, a broken base for a toy perhaps, and entered into a conversation with Ken and Lena about accent, he saying his had become an accumulation of everywhere he had lived, and me citing the way Scots people either preserve or adapt their voices when they live out of context. Your voice should grow as you grow, I think we were saying, not stunt and stick to an early stage, but add rings to itself and grow in peculiar directions. We were walking by this time up a hill by the cemetery, and could see that the graves were painted, mostly powder blue. There were a lot of little fires and remains of fires all along the way, where people had burned rubbish and scrub. Lena was saying how people make a day out of going to visit graves, almost having picnics at them and including the dead. Ken was saying they laid out food and drink for them, but maybe that was in Georgia.

 

As we came along a track past the church, heading on toward the grave, we were discussing whether it was a good thing or a bad thing that the poets on this trip were so isolated from each other. Ken was saying that he thought it wasn't bad at all: if you got stuck with the same bunch it could get boring. Just because we were all poets didn't mean we all got along. I said poets were like relatives: we all knew each other but that didn't mean we needed to see each other all the time or necessarily liked each other. Still, here we were visiting someone's grave just because they were a poet and it dawned on me this was true: it was as though Pasternak was a venerable ancestor. There was a couple of family graves around his pale stone, a rectangle tapering into the ground with his profile dug into it, trees gathering around and a bird singing furiously in them, glad to have survived if birds are glad. The director was telling me how few of the native birds do survive, and we discussed how close to our native species they were. There was a family gathered around a grave just chatting to each other, as though they were in their dining room. We talked about translators and whether the Russian poets could visit Britain, and headed back to the church.

 

The church was very small inside: it had been private, and so was not intended to hold a large number of worshippers, everything subdivided into private side-chapels. But Alex said even more public ones were pretty much like this. I liked the idea you crowded into a God-and-His-saints-shaped space. There were paintings everywhere, in the light, in the shadow, shrouded in their golden oklads or not, any size, any period, single figures, faces, scenes, the great wall of them that makes up the centre of the church, everyone in the place and in their station. Sasha and I lit candles: me for my grandmother and my daughter. There was a lingering trace of the incense, and the longer you were in there you more you became aware of the scarcity of light, the thickness of walls, the appearance of little doorways turning ever further in. I went into a sidechapel dedicated to the Virgin and found I was praying to her iko